Do people actually need an hour to take a shit or are they just doomscrolling on their phone until their leg falls asleep?

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The sleepy one. It's the sleepy one.

That is correct and about time for me to get up and limp away

I have a rare condition where it requires me to doomscroll in order to take a poop. If I lose internet connection I will go septic

Wow you are so brave! How do you stay strong through all of this?

Thank you. It’s my cross to bear but my life mission is to raise awareness so every day counts in the battle to fighting this heinous anus disorder.

True inspiration. I feel motivated to run through a wall now 🫡

Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

Two dumps per day is wild. she must be on that fiat food diet

A literal shitpost

I didn’t even think of that

Please wash your hands me for sending me zaps

Beggars can’t be choosers. You’ll take these zaps and like it.

Doomscrolling

I need one of these installed

😂😂

It's a fiat habit imo

Shit without phone is a lifehack

Can’t remember the last time I did that lol

Top 3 best decisions I've made last year. Incredible streak ever since! 😅

What were the other 2?

Became a father and a godfather

Congrats 🎉