I'm staying at the most gorgeous hostile in the middle of no where Colombia (near Los Santos, Santander). The sport rock climbing on single pitch sandstone is amazing. I have just orange pilled the wonderful woman who runs the hostile and will be paying for my stay in Bitcoin! ⚡⚡⚡⚡ 
If you climb, check out the hostile:
Check out the rock climbing:
https://www.fundacionrocasdelamojarra.org/
Mangos, avocados, and limes grow on the trees at the hostile. The climbing is a 5 minute walk. Everything is cheap and hopefully will be priced in sats in the near future.
If your not a climber you can take a guided rock climbing day.