Wow. Do you often resort to name calling to convince yourself you're winning a losing argument?
You said it yourself: The NFT has a use in the single edge case "IF" the shoes are recovered. And still you're appealing to an external authority to enforce it. But good luck finding a pair of sneakers.
I must be retarded to think someone spitting such idiotic takes could zoom out enough to see their own fallacy. Have fun staying poor.