Cancel culture is what you get when the village gossip moves to the city and is awarded a degree that didn't require higher maths.

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Every time I hear "maths" I chuckle...and yet I'm sure over here on the other side of the pond we amuse you guys also, but...

"maths" πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

It's my only "tell", I think. πŸ˜‚

it's mathematics

not math

stupid american

Well, not quite...

You see, "mathematics" is a study - a discipline - a singular item.

You study mathematics, just like you'd study physics (or medicine, or history) - they're all singular.

By saying "maths" you're implying plurality where none exists. The original noun is singular, and therefore the correct abbreviation should also be singluar--i.e., "math"

listen, american

mathematics is shortened to math

when you americans say "math" you mean "mathematics" no?

well, in british english, we keep the s to remember that it's a constellation of disciplines

for example, mathematics has several well known parts:

arithmetic (aka number theory)

algebra (symbolic logic)

encoding (language and cryptography)...

and so on

also, in british english we don't say "do the math" this is a very vague statement

we made an estimate

we calculated the odds

we made a guess

part of the reason why we hate this "do the math" expression so much is because it's so vague, and so indicative of the poor quality of education that until the last 30 years was mostly confined to the soviet union and the usa

Let me know when your quality of education gets your quality of education gets you one of these

would you shorten statistical mechanics to stat mech or stat mechs?

That's only one topic. There are various mathematics.

see, the problem is that the governance of USA and USSR was all about making workers who were smart enough to do their job and dumb enough not to think about why they were doing it

this is an example of how that was embedded into the language

in the USSR they scooped you up and put you into the academy, and everyone else was forwarded to the factory

in both systems, obedience was the first criteria

i wouldn't shorten such a narrow field name, how often am i gonna talk about it?

Well said. Well said.

Where as Council Culture is this... https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=1CAzwewVjZ0

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Oh I knew I'd stir up a hornets' nest with that one! πŸ˜ƒ

To each his own, YMMV, etc.

We can each peacefully coexist!

(But it's "math") πŸ˜„

Maaaaatttthhhhhssss

"econs"? NO it's "econ"

MIGHT AS WELL SAY DEERS OR FISHS

πŸ˜…

You can't handle the truth!

Sheeps

it's math in 'murican

because most 'muricans can't hardly even do arithmetic, so they can't comprehend such things as algebra and symbolic logic and statistics and chaos theory and theoretical physics and engineering, computer programming, am i leaving something out

YES that's not an exhausting list of all the types of mathematics there are

but ooga booga math

I think we have talked enough.

Gentlemen,

Pistols at dawn.

Who will be second?

I nominate #[4] for the Muricans and #[5] for Europe.

If I must, I must.

A man of honor.

Naw, just dumb enough to think that dueling with pistols is almost kinda fun. 😎

Ain't that the truth!

Pistols ?

We have to ease them in, gently, my good man. There are Americans involved and they only fight with projectiles.

Basically this.

I'm too fat and too old for sword fighting.

If you want to stay classical, how about plumbata? 😎

Or slings?

And I'd be honored to have nostr:npub1q6ya7kz84rfnw6yjmg5kyttuplwpauv43a9ug3cajztx4g0v48eqhtt3sh join in the process!

Will this be the standard 10 paces, or??

(Wait--doesn't that count as "doing maths"?)

LOL

🀣

* Looks around

* sees no one

* Goes home

They all chickened out, Heathcote. Those are the facts.

ah yes, now, see, you don't call it physic or chemic or biologic tho and "math" is short for mathematic surely or why leave off the s?

in slavic languages they say them that way chimika biologika fizika these are not plurals, same as they say electronika like we say ... electronics!

ich danken nostr:npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl auf deutsch auch doch? alein amerikaneren

Auf Deutsch = Mathematik bzw. Mathe

i wonder who came up with this silly distinction anyway, there is so many simplifications in 'murican english, almost like they want muricans to sound stupid to englishers

Englishers tots smartier than Muricans. πŸ’―

Few.

practically all the americans i have known online couldn't spell even american english way

Well, I'm half and half, so I guess that means I can half-spell.

saying things like "nowt" doesn't count, that's slang

πŸ˜‚ What about my regular forays into ebonics?

Canadian here. We keep the β€˜u’, prefer the β€˜z’ (pronounced as ’zed’) and drop the second β€˜l’.

I understand nothing now. 🀯

can spell good

not can type good

haz large thumbs

Roger that.