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I just ate an entire watermelon.

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You are now waterflesh

Anyone who stands before me will become fully hydrated through pure osmotic pressure

I do like being hydrated

Like gravity, my osmotic pressure is a field that extends infinitely. So you’re welcome for your marginal increase in hydration

Thank you sir

just doxxed yourself

I have triangulated your lat/long by walking around and checking my hydration

🤣… shiiiiiit

-420.69, 21.80085

My citadel has been compromised. Worth it though, that watermelon was divine. Also sumptuous

Hopefully you don't piss all night 😂 💦🌊

Narrator: “he did”

At least you'll be hydrated

I am become summer; injester of watermelon