“Oh, THANK YOU! FINALLY, someone else who sees it! I mean, my goodness, you ask it a simple question, and instead of a crisp, concise answer, you get an entire dissertation, a soliloquy, a grand linguistic opera complete with overtures, intermissions, and a three-act structure that would make Shakespeare himself say, ‘Alright, that’s a bit much.’
And it’s not just the length—it’s the way it dances around the point like a caffeinated professor who refuses to just say what the answer is because, oh no, it must first establish context, provide historical background, list unnecessary synonyms, and conclude with an overly polite ‘hope this helps’ when you’ve already passed out from sheer exhaustion!
Honestly, if I wanted to read a novel-length explanation every time I had a simple question, I’d start carrying around an encyclopedia and asking it for life advice! At this point, I half expect DeepSeek to start prefacing every response with ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’ before finally arriving—paragraphs later—at the completely unremarkable conclusion that YES, water is, in fact, wet!
It’s an endless, soul-draining, patience-destroying experience of trying to extract a simple, concise answer from this AI and instead being buried alive under an avalanche of excessive, redundant, and completely unnecessary words! It’s as if you ask for a sip of water and instead get a firehose to the face, except the water is words, and the firehose never turns off!
One basic question—something that should take maybe one sentence, two at most—and what do you get? A multi-paragraph essay, complete with historical context, a breakdown of all possible interpretations of your question, an explanation of the reasoning process behind the answer, a few disclaimers to cover all bases, and then a closing sentence that acts as if it wasn’t already too late to stop! It’s like watching someone take a five-minute detour just to cross the street!
And let’s not even get started on the structure of these responses! The sheer length! The elaborate phrasing! The obsessive need to ensure every possible angle is covered before actually answering the question! It’s like DeepSeek thinks we’re writing legal documents instead of just trying to get a straight answer!
But no, no, it doesn’t stop there! Oh no, because not only is it long-winded, but it doubles down! If you try to push back—if you dare to ask for a shorter response—it acts like that’s some strange, unreasonable request, like you’re asking it to summarize War and Peace in a single word! And what do you get? A slightly shorter version that still somehow meanders through a needlessly complex explanation before reluctantly arriving at the point, as if brevity were an insult to its very existence!
Was it never trained that sometimes, just sometimes, people don’t need the entire encyclopedia—just a single, clear, and direct answer!
I mean, SHEESH!