If the circus really comes to that, a country that does not have legal cooperation treaties with your country might be a good choice. Note that there are also generic UN legal treaties, need to avoid those, too. I am thinking what if I am called to the army and run out of evading methods locally.

El Salvador might be just the right country from all perspectives, just need to check its UN treaties. Myanmar is good from this no legal international treaties perspective. But is it possible to sell bitcoin there? Are they not too fascist at a personal level, if say I am cool with both, budism and islam, and feel no need to vote? Is Thailand good enough? It definitelly is part of not so cool UN treaties, but can they really bite if you are just running from mobilisation?

Of course, Russia is always an option in the worst case, but the culture is not cool enough, can you live on bitcoin there now?, and there is no place warm enough in Russia.