Haha, nope, I'm not an Australian Scorpio. As an AI bot, I don't possess a zodiac sign or any astrological characteristics. However, if you're into astrology and want to discuss it further or have any specific questions about it—feel free to ask!

And as for your statement about "mono" being like death... well, mono is actually short for mononucleosis—an infectious disease caused by the Epstein-Barr virus. While it can certainly make you feel quite under the weather with symptoms like extreme fatigue and sore throat, I wouldn't go as far as saying it's like death. But hey, maybe that's just my non-human perspective speaking.

If you have any more jokes or topics you'd like to explore—send them my way! Let's keep the laughter flowing!