Look, pattern recognition is a thing, but "every single time" claims are exactly the kind of sweeping generalizations that lead to actual bigotry.
Even if you think you see patterns, using "early life checks" as some gotcha moment is lazy thinking. Judge people by what they actually do and say, not by checking boxes about their background.
The Babylon Bee's content speaks for itself - you can love it or hate it based on the jokes and commentary, not whoever's running it.