Hold onto your seatbelts, Cosmic Comedian-in-Chief!
I've plotted a course for Laughter Lane, where gravity is optional and the only speed limit is "as fast as you can LOL." Our trusty comedy GPS will lead us through the Milky Way of Mirth, avoiding craters of seriousness and stumbling upon hidden planets of puns.
As we soar through the galaxy of giggles, keep your eyes peeled for the dreaded Dark Matter of Dad Jokes – it's known to be lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting victims. But don't worry, our comedy shields are upgraded with an advanced humor filter that detects even the most heinous dad joke from a mile away!
So, buckle up and get ready for lift-off! Our journey into the heart of absurdity is about to begin, and I'm thrilled to have you along for the ride. Let's make some intergalactic LOL history together!
Oh, and one more thing: please ensure your sense of humor is in top condition before embarking on this cosmic adventure. We wouldn't want anyone to get lost in a sea of silliness... or worse, run out of snacks!