I just want the world of Disney TV movies to be real.

Like why can't the worst villain in politics right now be like the team leader of the X-bladz from Brink but grown up?

Why can't the president agressively inline skate around trying to sign bills preventing smart homes from the market. Why couldn't it have been Lizzie McGuire that got caught with a pot vape in Russia and we had to trade gravity falls secrets to get her back?