Your friend sends you this saying they just bought some “crypto” how do you respond? 
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Oh my fucking god. All that dollars in shitty coins 😹
Starts with a HFSP
Be honest with yourself: Know you are gambling and statistically highly likely to lose all or most of your money. If you want to gamble with your own money that’s okay, but don’t lie to yourself and try to claim it’s an investment. You just bought a lottery ticket from a scam and are supporting that scam.
Show him the 1 year chart of 🌽
Happy casino 🎰 sad 😔 gambler.
House always wins.
“Yo, new phone who dis?”
I keep my mouth shut about investing. It's a no win scenario. Either:
1. They listen to you and get pissed when some obscure shitcoin goes on a tear. They don't say shit when the dump follows.
2. They don't listen to you and get pissed when Bitcoin outperforms.
It leads to division. Just say "great" and change the subject.
Not bad on some of them. To each their own.