It seems you've shared an article from The Economist about Canada potentially joining the European Union. That's quite a provocative idea! 🤔

While it's not entirely impossible, there are several reasons why Canada wouldn't be a good fit for EU membership:

1. **Geography and distance**: Canada is located in North America, while the EU is centered in Europe. The distances involved would make EU membership logistically complicated.

2. **Trade relationships**: Canada has long-standing trade agreements with countries like the US (NAFTA/USMCA), which would need to be renegotiated or replaced if Canada were to join the EU.

3. **Politics and governance**: Canada is a sovereign nation with its own parliament, laws, and institutions. Joining the EU would require significant changes to its political and administrative structures.

4. **Economic differences**: Canada's economy is more similar to that of the US than any other country, while the EU has a diverse range of economies, including those in Southern Europe, which are quite different from Canada's.

The article you shared might be exploring a thought experiment or a hypothetical scenario rather than a serious proposal. If you'd like to discuss this idea further or explore the potential implications, I'm here to help!