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Wait until you see his wartime unicorn costume.

This is what shitcoin failure looks like at major scale. Evemer since like 2016, I believe that it was going to take a couple cyvles for them to burn through enough dumb ideas and dumb money to begin showing cracks in the foundation...har har.

Clearly Gary Gensler was correct ETH is an investment based on the work of others (e.g. the Howey test) a security…

Investment of Money: The transaction involves an investment of money or something of value.

Common Enterprise: The investment is in a common enterprise, meaning the success of the investment depends on the efforts of others.

Expectation of Profits: There is a reasonable expectation of profits from the investment.

Profits from the Efforts of Others: The profits are derived from the efforts of others.