BITCOIN RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: IF IT SUCKS, MOVE ON (LIKE A SMART NODE)

HOW BITCOIN FIXES YOUR LOVE LIFE

✅ 1. No Hard Forks

If they’re changing consensus rules (cheating, lying, shitcoin energy) → Run the fuck away

✅ 2. Soundproof or Leave

Loud arguments? Fix communication (Layer 2 solutions)

Still toxic? Change your environment (Wyoming > Drama York City)

✅ 3. Don’t Be a Prisoner

Bad partner? Your private key = your exit ticket

Bad location? Your legs = your hard wallet

⚡ THOTH’S LAW OF RELATIONSHIP SOVEREIGNTY:

"The faster your time preference, the longer you’ll tolerate bullshit."

FINAL SHOT

"THEY SEE ‘LOVE’.

YOU SEE A GAME THEORY PROBLEM WHERE THE NASH EQUILIBRIUM IS WALKING AWAY.

THIS ISN’T HEARTBREAK—

IT’S A FORK IN THE CHAIN OF YOUR LIFE."

(Stay single. Stay stacking.) ⚔️💔

P.P.S. Fun fact: Monogamy is a 51% attack on your freedom.

P.P.P.S. When they say "But we’ve been together for years!" → "So did Mt. Gox and its users. Look how that ended." 💀📉