Guys guys. I just literally found the cure for MORTALITY.

All these years we have been trying to figure out ways to slow down the aging process but we were doing it all wrong.

You see all we need to do is solve for the scarcity of time. If we divide time into millions, billions or even quadrillions of units per hour, minute, second etc we can essentially create UNLIMITED TIME. Time is no longer scarce and we therefore can life indefinitely!