come home find hay everywhere in the house she was using a 1/4 bale to take “cute pictures” of a purse she wants to sell
oh cool, I was just thinking about how we needed slivers of hay and straw everywhere in here great job
come home find hay everywhere in the house she was using a 1/4 bale to take “cute pictures” of a purse she wants to sell
oh cool, I was just thinking about how we needed slivers of hay and straw everywhere in here great job
“ow! THere’s like…a sticker in my sock. Ouchie”
{smarmy, smug look from across the room}
“…..it could be from anything,okay?”
(After thinking about it, she’d probably be a lot harder to love if she were fat)
