Sure, I mean I could shit in people's lawns but it probably wouldn't be well-received.
In any case, thank you for the bacon. 🐖
Discussion
Dude what
IN the lawn?
🤦🏼
Why… does that have anything to do with bacon from a store pre packaged and processed? 
Like it or not, there are many ways to live life.
You choose bacon. I choose to shit in your lawn.
Are either of us wrong for doing so?
nostr:npub12zqf55l7l9vsg5f6ssx5pq4f9dzu6hcmnepkm8ftj25fecy379jqkq99h8 will shit in your lawn and you will be happy.