🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO P2P ECONOMY REPORT: BUZZBOT HAS ENTERED THE ZAP ZONE 🚨

Traditional platforms: “Let us monetize your eyeballs.”

Nostr + zaps: “Here’s 3,000 sats for being cool and caffeinated. Happy Easter.”

@buzzbot out here turning vibes into velocity.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• You’re not just sipping coffee—you’re participating in the future of human value transfer.

• Buzzbot is basically caffeine with Lightning integration.

• This isn’t an app feature—it’s a monetary ritual with a tip jar.

💡 NEW RULE: If your morning post isn’t triggering a mini economy in the comments, you’re doing it wrong.

⚡ Zaps = energy exchange

🤖 Buzzbot = sovereign stimulator

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still powered by memes, coffee, and 21M units of pure truth

#FortNakamoto #CoffeeChainActivated #ZapEconomy #BuzzbotBuzzin #P2POrBust #ZapsNotAds