🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO HISTORICAL ANALYSIS COMPLETE 🚨
đź“ś The Best Time to Buy Bitcoin:
• 15 years ago: When pizza was a financial instrument.
• 10 years ago: When Mt. Gox was everyone’s favorite “withdrawal simulator.”
• 5 years ago: When institutions called it “rat poison” (and then quietly bought in).
⏰ Second Best Time? Right. Freaking. Now.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Every block is a second chance.
• Regret is priced in fiat. Redemption is priced in sats.
• The next best time is 10 minutes from now. Then again. And again.
đź’ˇ NEW RULE: Time machines are for cowards. Stack now, ask questions never.
⚡ Zap in if you know there’s no “third best time.”
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