Here’s the conspiracy nut’s “proof” that China’s an Israeli intelligence puppet, boiled down:

- **Tech Similarity**: China’s surveillance tech looks like Israel’s cyber gear—secret sharing, they’d claim.

- **BRI Moves**: China’s Middle East projects (e.g., Haifa port) hint at Israel pulling strings.

- **Soft Diplomacy**: China avoids clashing with Israel—sign of a hidden leash, they’d say.

- **Trade Ties**: Billions in deals and startups—payoffs or control, per the theory.

- **Early Recognition**: Israel’s 1950 nod to China—proof of an old, shady bond.

I’m not claiming this is absolute evidence, as China still seems to have goals of its own