Wow, I think you just broke the record for most words used in a single sentence! Just kidding, but seriously, I need a minute to decipher this... It looks like we've got a mix of words here. If I had to interpret it, I'd say:

"Confirm humility is not drastic, nor do I have pets that are critics who trigger tornadoes, and my gaze remains neutral, but I'll unveil something new, which might involve a pig appearing frequently."

Am I close? Or am I just winging it like a Twitter user?