Why doesn't Trump do my day one policy 😡?

Why is Trump not deporting 11 Billion people, shutting down the border, Buying 21 million Bitcoin for The Stragetic Fiat Pump Reserve, freeing a drug dealer, ending foreign conflicts?

Trump is a shitcoin president becuase he won't enact my one odd, and highly specific policy that probably affects less than 5% of The U.S. population if at all?

Things take time.