Some women just threw a tantrum on me at the Supermarket's checkout. Had to look up the pin for a new card in my contacts and she started breathing very heavy until she started literally shouting at me if this is gonna take much longer (30 seconds, lol) and that she'd love to have as much time as I do and then something about getting a fucking job.

Me: Your lack of time management isn't my problem and if you don't have the time to buy three six packs of beer in the afternoon perhaps buy them in the evening.

Some people /endrant