LMAO. Imagine being unable to go to sleep because your fucking bed can't talk to a remote server.

but how will my toaster know not to make toast when im out of butter if the fridge doesn't tell it. duh!

Towers of Babel.

Happy toast, is tasty toast.

Anything happen to the BMW heated seat subscription they were talking about doing?

Not sure if this launched but how insanely stupid is that? Bonkers.

The only AWS touching my bed is my All White Skin.

2030 headline: Mattress throws man out the window

This is the type of thing I was referring to with my previous post about home security cameras and cloud problems.

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