4:30 and I'm cooking onion-marjoram tea for my kid. It would be annoying if that tiny ill person still in diaper wasn't so incredibly nice and obedient right now.

Which he by nature is NOT. Not even close. He was born a professional troll with manners of a thrown brick. My bloodπŸ‘

I must quickly enjoy his moment of weakness like a proper mother🧐🧐🧐

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Add some chicken and sounds like a delicious soup!

Glad your little one is cooperating and hope he feels better soon

Haha, it's ratio one onion to one full spoon of marjoram boiled in one bigger cup of water, it's pretty disgustingπŸ˜… But with honey and lemon it actually tastes quite minty and helps, I recommend. Little Teddy has his week, he got food poisoning, then it somehow came back two days after so hard we took ambulance a 5AM and now he's ill like five days after. In the meantime he's full of strength, but I'd really appreciate if he finally stopped vomiting for any of various reasonsπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Oh, so the onion marjoram tea has positive effects and is not just a vengeance on a troll in weakened state? πŸ˜ƒ

This has soooooooooo much energy in it. xD

Wish you lots of fun :)

That said - aren't most kids born trolls at first? ...I know that I was. o.o

My first wasn't! He's very dependent, sensitive and nice loving child. It's a pile of candy and spice, took after his introvert sweet dad. The second one took completely after me though, it's a pile of giggling wasps.

I've heard second siblings are worse, which one were you?

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Ehehehe, I have no such weakness - because I was first born with no siblings :) That said; my mom had her hands fully and wholly tied birthing a child with a hardcore impairment right then and there. Chances are I was work worth of three at once o.o;

What impairment? Because being just asshole doesn't countπŸ˜€

Visual impairment due to a gene defect. Right eye is entirely useless and left eye works at like 16%...ish. And that right at birth, in a situation where this specific impairment was still very new to science.

Quite a rocky road for a mother with a husband that didn't quite care, lol.

Sorry to hear that. The rest of you works ok?

Am a little weird sometimes but I think that's more part of myself than anything :) Newp, everything else is fine. Minor issues during birth but nothing on such a scale. ^^

I grew up and learned to live with this impairment. Even went to specialized schools o.o (Which I am glad that I did, as my stay in a totally normal school has been nothing but an ABSOLUTE problem - the teachers just rip through their material whilst I haven't even had enough time to read the very paper they just handed out... on my laptop, even. Huff X.x)