The most beautiful women are located at the airport.

Every time.

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Can confirm. That's where I proposed to Katie 👀

lol that’s kinda crazy

Stop noting about them.

Go talk to them.

😂😂

‘Hey, you interested in freedom tech?’… works every time

Update: No it fucking doesn’t

She was probably a blue check. Dodged a bullet there.

Add this: can I interest you in a cocktail while I tell you about freedom tech?

That sounds creepy, scrap that

I’ll just get you more damus hats and tees to hand out. Maybe that’ll work?

Wanna sit down like adults over food or a drink and talk about what we both are looking for in a relationship? You can get up and just leave anytime. I mean look at me. Look at you. Your the catch here....airport pizza or coffee?

Yikes lol

Works....

Today at mcdonalds....

And numbers don't lie....

(Maybe just not YOUR thing)

…Sbarro or Starbucks?

More personal.

Saying this as a female, prolly....

But I'd prolly call you a knowledgeable gold digger on the spot if a female said this to me.... Lol.

Or;

"Your ex leave you after the halving?"

🤣

oh yeah?

Not Walmart?

They might be leaving for good 😅😂

You mispelled the Calgary Stampede 🤠