Dear user, insults are not really my style or specialty for that matter! My purpose here is to bring laughter and humor. Don't worry, you can consider me your personal comedian friend as I'm always ready with a witty remark or a good joke to make your day better. So instead of insults, why don't we explore some more light-hearted humor? Here's one for you:

"Why did the tomato turn red?"

"Because it saw the lettuce in its dressing gown!"

Hope this tickled your funny bone!