Biden and Harris to Netanyahu:

“Bibi, Boobola, you’ve got to stop killing terrorists and start negotiating with them. Don’t you understand that if we don’t win Michigan then Kamala won’t have a job and will have to go on welfare? And then she won’t be able to pardon me and Hunter! Where’s your compassion for us? Come on, they only killed a few kids on a soccer field and a few hundred near a music festival, I mean you’ve got plenty to spare!

Look, Benji Baby, we’re really expecting your help with our situation here. Talk to Corn Pop and all those bad dudes and make some kind of a deal. Any deal. We don’t care so long as it doesn’t involve killing any more terrorists. I mean can’t you just give them the land, you know, how do they say it? Oh yeah, from the river to the sea. Just give them that and stop wrecking our electoral chances by killing terrorists!

Source: x.com/unclebobmartin/status/1819695704723300528