I don't know what any of this means...

Very simple sir.
Bitcoin go up. Hodl. No sell. Win. Always buy.
I offer a paid corse for this. Only 1,000 BTC per month. And you will be able to win too.
Me neither. I just stack 🤣
Me either 
What am I looking at here gentlemen?
I’m used to seeing a flat line like this one
Lol I actually really like that chart!