Drink more flavoured corn syrup and tell yourself that freedom means 47 different flavours of ranch dressing at Walmart while you walk home stepping over the homeless veterans and oh wait, shit you can't walk home from Walmart can you? Need a car to do anything no wonder you're so fat.

Wake up, you don't even need to travel to learn about other places. But you should travel. Go to somewhere in Europe or Cuba and get that surgery you can't afford in USA.