Unexpectedly called into service and performed admirably ๐ค 
Discussion
Itโs amazing these shoes havenโt disintegrated. I left them on my porch by accident as I was leaving town. I returned five months later and they were right where I left them, and had survived a major hurricane.
At a gas stop 3 1/2 hours later I realized I left my shoes. I was suffering from food poisoning and kept thinking I felt like Uma Thurman looked in Pulp Fiction in the car ride home after her near death experience. ๐๐ฝ