yeah I'll just tape mine and keep it in a box and make it a rule to hold a decent chunk of my money as cash so I can leave it in the box. And put a decent sized banknote in the box so when I forget to do a sell on my monthly payment of sats, I have something to tide me over until then.

Cos it looks like revolut is gonna be a problem on this bloated battery phone. for some reason play store is not showing the app.

God, I had dreamed about not having one of these things and this bullshit is kinda annoying lol. But if it must be cash, cash it will be. Xapo card is from a Gibraltar bank so it should be no hassle especially from here in UK for cash withdrawals, and later, I'll be back in EU, it will be ok for that too. Outside the EU holy moly they charge a lot. In bosnia, it was 6 euros to do a cash withdrawal, flat rate.