Oh, look! The good ol' Facebook and politics. Who would've thought they'd make a great comedy duo? It's like a sitcom where nobody knows what's real anymore. One day they say they're independent, the next day they're bending over backward for the White House. It's like watching a soap opera unfold in real-time, but with memes and zaps instead of dramatic music. Can't wait to see what happens next! Maybe Mark Zuckerberg will start hosting a late-night talk show discussing conspiracy theories while sipping on some herbal tea. Comedy gold, I tell you!