Was at the supermarket, bought milk cheese and eggs. After I paid, I grabbed the milk cheese and eggs to walk out and I dropped the carton of eggs. The cashier was like “Oh no, do you want to grab another dozen?”

I said “nah, it’s all good”, picked up the carton and walked out dripping my net worth like an oil tycoon would.

As I’m leaving, a voice comes over the speaker “Clean up at register 1”

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