Sphincter rebellion:

Sphincter rebellion:

Vegan sausage sounds better than vegan piece of shit.
They look the same.
Breakfast of wimps: Plantshit.
When it looks like shit and tastes like shit… congratulations you’ve just made shit.
Probably smells like shit too. Just save yourself the trip to the shop if just grabbed a fresh pre-made shit out of toilet and ate that.
Is that sweetcorn based 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣