Don't forget the wood chipper, and don't forget what can be done with four horses (or cars) and some rope. Variety is the spice of life. Flaying is also an option. May be break out the old "pear of anguish" just for the worst of them. If you don't know what that was, google it. Spanish Inquisition shit. May as well use it on people who actually deserve it since psychopaths of the past already invented it. Least it go to waste.
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I'm pulling the trigger on one of those Kentucky sustainable living shirts. The shirt has a wood chipper on the front with a leg sticking out and reads "have wood chipper" then on the back it reads "compost pedophiles".