Aliens, much like people from North Dakota, British people, Non-Southern People who unironically say "y'all" and black men who stay after impregnating a White woman are in a state of superposition where they are both completely fake and cringe and completely real demons on a Godless crusade to steal my root chakra (foreskin) by making me not drive at exactly 190 miles per hour outside of Martin Luther King Jr Elementary School and touch my peepee to anime women.