It's crazy how Coinbase largely has the entire bitcoin market cornered. Things getting too hot? Put a short in, crash the market by bringing you infrastructure down, profit. It's happened dozens of times before by the bald fuckface Brian Armstrong. 10 years going the guy still can't figure out how to scale his infrastructure for peak demand.
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It's not a bug, it's a feature
Here's a suggestion for Brian:
0.) Stop being a fucking idiot
1. ) Fire every engineer working on shitcoin markets
2.) Fire every engineer working on NFT projects
3.) Close your SF office
3.) Hire a small team of rockstar developers, pay them hansomely
4.) Implement LN finally after continually promising and non-delivery
5.) Allow your hyper-focused team to build a high-availability trading platform
6.) Figure out how to focus on being a bitcoin-only company to maximize longevity of company
7.) Build out bitcoin lending services