I'm about to take my kids back to the days of "don't call me at work unless it's an emergency"! I just had this conversation:
Me: Hey, what's up?
kiddo: I can't find the remote.
Me: ...Did you look for it?
kiddo: Yeah, I looked for it!
Me: Where?
kiddo: Well, it's not on the table!
Me: ...
Me: Go look for the remote.
That would have caught me an ass whooping when I was his age 🤣