Coconut is amazing. Yall are insane.
Mushrooms are gritty. 🤮
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Nah psychedelic mushrooms are fibery which is also kind of gross but mostly it's the earthiness that's the puke inducer.
Dinner mushrooms on the other hand have the texture of soggy foam🤷🏽
But I'm for the most part lol with all textures. I just hate coconut and tapioca boba🤷🏽 the little juice fruit bobas are great though.
Tapioca...🤮
Cottage cheese...🤮
I'd argue though that tapioca boba is worse than tapioca pudding or even cottage cheese though.
Because if you're eating tapioca pudding you know what you're getting yourself into.
But with boba you're sitting there drinking like ooh this is a tasty fucking peach tea raspberry motherfucker. I made a good fucking combination wtfffffff they should pay me for my ideas. Then all of the sudden what hits the back of your throat? A little ball of gummi? Are you sick? Did you snort too hard? Is this that giant booger you thought you blew out this morning but it did take a few tries it was a sticky motherfucker... OMG IS THIS FOOD OR IS THIS MY BODY I'M DRINK AND EATING TECHNICALLY BUT LET'S HEY INTO THAT PART LATER.
Snot balls ok? Tapioca boba is the worst idea ever. Asia I'm looking at you. Those little juice balls? Perfect. Love you mwah. Don't change a thing you beautiful minded fools. Tapioca? Are you trying to kill me? Because I think I can report you for war crimes.
