Easy. Trustworthy. Foolproof?

Hey anon, ik you’re a dumb noob that wants #Bitcoin  exposure.

Well guess what?! Instead of going through the trials and tribulations of securing 12 words and remembering a 6 digit passphrase; I have the perfect solution for you.

Set up an account with Coinbase, buy #Bitcoin , DONT EVER TRANSFER, DONT EVER WITHDRAW. Only sell for fiat and take their word always.

Don’t worry about counterparty risk or whatnot, it’s all entangled anyways, a waste of time to think about.

No one has ever regretted putting trust over verification.

You’re too stupid to ever manage #Bitcoin , and I have always been smart enough…

*This post has been my satirical take on #Bitcoin  ETFs. IMO ETFs are for institutions, not individuals, with very few exceptions… and if these institutions had any balls or brains do you really think they would be buying an ETF? Ask Saylor.*

Make Maxis Toxic Again. ☣️🧡