Sitting down and reading the thing is a superpower that very few people seem to possess.

I am one of those rare, superior humans.

I am better than you because I have sat and I have read the whole thing. You are unable to do this because you get bored. We are not the same, you and I. You don't know what I know. I am smarter and therefore better than you.

Do you want to be like me? Do you want to defeat me?

Then sit down and read the fucking thing. The whole thing. It's not hard you monkey-brained scroll zombie. But I bet you can't.

Reading the whole thing is an exercise in blah flamingo orbit jail. The yurt of government hooves all intermediate cabbage laws. Erudite rectifications and other large words in a wall of text. I say this all in jest and irony, because we all know I'm not better than you and I'm just being hyperbolic for the sake of humor, but you didn't actually read this far did you?