The thing I want is on sale 👀

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fresh Pangolin?

No, that's the other thing 👀

Do you just have gifs of men licking ready to go? 👀

I do want a pangolin though 👀

I despise sale prices. It means the merchant admits to dishonorable price gouging. Then I can't trust the merchant or do business with them because it would make me share in their dishonour.

So I must either buy through a proxy or assassinate the merchant and take the goods like most Klingons 👀

YOU UNDERSTAND MY DILEMMA

What if the money gets better and the price drops organically?

Like Jeff Booth's thesis of deflation? This is normal, expected, the way it should be. 👀

Few. I do not want angry customers as my price drops lol

We Klingons aren't your typical customers but you have more to fear from Karens 👀

I will assassinate neither Bezos nor Su today. You can mark them safe from Gowron for now 👀

AMD?

QAPLA 👀

Another one who licks 👀

Get it and then we can play đŸ•šī¸

If a merchant sets price too high it will go out of business. If too low, same result. Price is a tricky thing. I think sales are about getting new users for future upsell opportunities, or to get rid of stock of less popular products. I think very few retailers can get away with gouging but apple products always seem to be 20-30% away from an easy purchase 😅

So I'm gathering that perhaps while I'm on Earth I should not consider how honour is satisfied when it comes to commercial purchases? Just buy if the price is right? 👀

Or release that Klingon brain bug thing on retail staff until the price matches Klingon honor levels.

I like the way you think 👀

jInmolvam'e' batlh tlhapbe'chugh, vaj tlhapta'be'