Skinny arms. No butt muscle. Smoking/vaping. Gets sloppy drunk more than once a decade. Facial tats/piercings. Dyes hair (especially bad if bleach blonde is a permanent state of mind). Impractical nails. Does not like puns. Does not like pickled things. Vegan/vegetarian (under nearly all circumstances). Carries significant debt, especially if related to a friggin useless degree. Is in worse shape physically or mentally than I. Does not return carts to the proper place after unloading. Is not willing to go hiking, camping, shooting, fishing, etc. Does not want to garden. It's not willing to help build a house into a home. Does not like the woods. Is not willing to regularly go to church. Is not kind to children, elders, random cats and dogs.

And I probably could go on, but, that's quite a list already.