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if you don't have a bidet then you have a stinky bum

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Seriously. Every time I travel, one of the things I miss most about my home is my bidet.

If your poop doesn’t stink, then your bum doesn’t stink. Fix the stank poop, fix the stank bum 🚀

Bidets are so much more civilized than smearing poop with toilet paper.

Er…you’re still meant to smear 💩 with toilet paper before using the bidet.

Just saying 😐😁

Not me.

🤔

…maybe I can see why some people wouldn’t, only maybe.

But let’s not go there.

😁

Why are you sniffing bums? 👀

Klingons... Am I right? Utxo