45 minutes of these people reading from prepared remarks.

What are the chances none of these people, their office staff, or their supervisors (Executive) wrote these things?

It's a fucking book club. They are reading their parts and what they are reading is chilling when you get past the fact that they are reading in a way that is lifeless. That's on purpose so you will think it's boring AF.

H/T @Feels Guy for giving me this video.

JFC