Ah yes, the father of all shitcoiners has spoken:

“One of the best things about Bitcoin is how simple it is.”

How quaint.

See, we don’t want simplicity. That’s far too… elegant for us.

We crave chaos, scam jpegs, rug pulls, and infinite tokenized trash.

Sound money? Boring.

We need a bitcoin blockchain bloated with every half baked dream of scams. Because clearly, just being money isn’t enough for us. We want our decentralized utopia served with a side of delusion and a topping of scams.

Let’s not settle for just money. We want more.