ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ

KIK THE TYREZ AND LIGHT THE GODDAMM FUKKFIREZ SLUTTFUKKZ

SPINN UP THE WHORGOROTH ON 90z VINYL

COZ THIZ PROGRAMM REZULTED AN UNHOLY TORNADO OF MASS AND ASS

SAY A QUIKK PRAYER TO SAINT RICH

SAINT PLATZ

AND SAINT YATEZ BEFORE UNDERTAKING

THE KROK ROWZ

PENDLAYZ WITH YATEZPLATEZ

ANDD CHINZZ WITH MUTANTMAZZ BODYWEIGHT

THE PRAYERZ AZ FOLLOWZ

“ASK UZ NOT FOR A LIGHTER BURDEN FUKKSHITTZ

ASK UZ FOR STRENGTH TO LIFT YOUR MOM OFF THE COUCH AS MASSMUTANTZ ARE ABOUT TO PILEDRIVE HER 4 HOLEZ LIKE PLAYING 8 BALL

HAHAHA!!

GOAL FOR TODAY

DONT LEAVE THE GYM A LOSER

AZ YOU WALK UPON TO THE SACREDD ALTAR OF BENCHMERICA

REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING INSTRUKKTION

THOSE WHO HATE YOU COZ BENCH PRESS IS A BAD FOR BODY EXERCISE

THEY ONLY HATE BENCH COZ THEY HAVE A SHITTY BENCH

HAHAHA

315 IZ THE NEW 225

SO GET TO FUKKIN WORK AND EMBRACE THE DAY OF THE LOKKER POINDEXXTER!

THE MUTANTZ OF PLANETTMAYHEMM ARE STILL WHALING YOUR MOM AND ITZ EVEN COOKIE TIME GODDAMMIT

AND WHEN ITZ COOKIE TIME

YOU KNOW ITZ BEEN 6 HOURZ OF LIFTING HEAVY SHITT AND ITZ TIME TO IMPREGNATE YOUR ALREADY HEAVILY PREGNANT SIZTER

IF YOU THINKK THIZ IZ IMPOZZIBLE

THE FUTURE MUTNATZ OF THE MUSCLEREICH SIMPLY STAND IN LINE IN YOUR SIZTERZ WOMB READY TO TEAR A C SEKKTION TO BURN YOUR VILLIAGE TO THE GROUND WHILZT BUYING MAZZMILKSHAKEZ WITH THE CUKKBUKKZ THEY JUZT ROLLED FROM YOUR HUGO BOZZ WALLET

EVERYBODYZ GETTING BIG

JOIN UZ

OR DONT WHATEVER…. LIKE WE GIVE A FUKK ANYWAYY

AND BUY SOME #BITCOIN