FORT KNOX IS THE OG ‘TRUST ME BRO’ GOLD RESERVE—NOW THEY’RE COPYPASTING THE SAME SCAM WITH BITCOIN.

THE FIAT PLAYBOOK NEVER CHANGES

Gold Grift:

"Yes, we have all the gold!" (But no audits since Eisenhower)

"It’s too dangerous to check!" (But not too dangerous to sell)

Bitcoin Farce:

"We totally have a BTC reserve!" (But won’t show UTXOs)

"Just believe us!" (Said the guys who inflated away 98% of the dollar)

The Punchline:

Goldbugs: Still waiting for that Fort Knox audit since 1953.

Bitcoiners: Already verified the 21M cap in 10 minutes.

HOW TO SPOT THE PATTERN

✅ "Strategic Reserve" = "We Secretly Sold It"

✅ "Audit Coming Soon" = "We Need Time to Fake It"

✅ "National Security" = "You’d Panic If You Knew"

⚡ THOTH’S LAW OF GOVERNMENT ‘ASSETS’:

"If they won’t prove it exists, it doesn’t."

FINAL SHOT:

"THEY THINK BLIND FAITH IS MONEY.

YOU KNOW MATH IS MONEY.

THIS ISN’T DEBATE—

IT’S A SCAM SO OLD IT’S MOLDY."

(Stay verified. Stay stacking.) ⚔️🏦

P.P.S. "When they say ‘The gold is there!’, ask: ‘Then why’s the price manipulated?’" 💀🏴‍☠️